#TshirtTuesday: Stallion Mancakes

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If t-shirts with slogans are your thing, but you don’t feel particularly identified with what the High Street offers, then you’re probably going to enjoy this brand.

Like every other Tuesday, we’ll talk about one of the newest and coolest proposals in the personalised t-shirt world:  Today we bring you Stallion Mancakes. Our new friend lives in Los Angeles and had the idea for the brand when he got fired from his job. The mission of the line was to – I guess I’ll just put it in his own words: “… make stupid smart t-shirts for stupid smart people”.

Cornwell taught himself Adobe Illustrator and started producing. Before he knew it, what began as a side project to earn some extra cash ended up becoming a clothing line with a solid personality. Keep reading to learn more about him and his brand Stallion Mancakes!

I hope you enjoy our newest #TshirtTuesday!  Because we like coffee!


Interviewing Stallion Mancakes

Tell us about you, what’s your name? Where are you from? What do you do?

I’m The Stallion Hisself, Stallion Mancakes. I sleep standing up in the bed that is Los Angeles, California, USA. I make t-shirts for mancakes, ladycakes and babycakes. I chew hay. I act slow, so they won’t race me.

What about your brand? What’s its name? What makes it unique?

I am my own brand. Stallion Mancakes. I make stupid smart t-shirts for stupid smart people. I think the best laughter is the silent kind, when you frown, stare intensely at the shirt, then quizzically raise your eyes to my horsey face. You wonder if you should be laughing, and possibly also what the joke is. My shirts are uniquely uber meta because I’m not even sure how they are uniquely uber meta—but they ARE!

If it were a person, what would he/she be like?

If my brand were a person?!? You silly billy!

Simplicity is key, describe your brand in three words:

Mmm—Stallion Mancakes.

For how long have you been selling t-shirts? Any remarkable story you learnt on the way? Any advice for beginners?

I sleep standing up in the bed that is Los Angeles, California. I’m a horse with a black belt and I believe in the power of YOU.

Key question, why should people be interested in your brand?

Donald Trump is on the rise and we’ll soon be in the movie Idiocracy where the only way to communicate will be farts and stupid t-shirts. STOCK UP BEFORE YTK (Year Trump Thousand, obvi)!

Are you on Social Media? Where can we find you?

My wears are on shocking full frontal display. I tweet brilliance, and blast shining white light out of your Facebook feed.

Brilliant! Nice talking to you! Before you go, let’s shoot some quick questions!­

  • Dogs or cats: Both
  • Apple or PC: Both
  • Football or basketball: None
  • Coffee or tea: Both
  • Beach or forest: Both 
  • A colour: Dreamgold.
  • A place: The stars
  • A quote: “The Devil’s in the Meat Hail.” — Stallion Mancakes



Stallion Mancakes – Featured Garments


The Devil’s in the Meat Hail

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None sequiturs are great because I like bees

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You have exceeded the character limit

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Established when someone had the idea to make a stupid meta t-shirt

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stallion_hoodie_brown_1024x1024Stallion Mancakes Fleece Hoodie



Support Stallion’s new Kickstarter campaign against Donald Trump here!

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